My old web guy sort of put this in as a placeholder:

For some reason, I never got around to changing it. You can see it here.Basically, I want to change it. I'll send a shirt to whoever can come up with the best one. I may even pick a few. Thanks guys!
  • volatile v

    generated by sloganizer.net

    refresh. rinse. repeat.

    Go Ape Shirts. A small leap for man, a great leap for expression.
  • Time Without the E

    ape strong
  • litoQ

    Fuck Nut's... Go Ape Shirts

    then have a li'l illy of ur ape sittin on a squirrel, his nuts strewn about.... thats just what i saw in my head tho.... its a strange place really.

    hold me, im scared =I
  • collisiontheory

    Go Ape Shirts - We're Goin' Bananas!
    We're Goin' Bananas! -Go Ape Shirts
  • litoQ

    Bernard Bael said: Once you Go Ape you never go back

    hahaha lol

    Im not even gonna ask
  • Birdie31

    collisiontheory said: Go Ape Shirts - We're Goin' Bananas!
    We're Goin' Bananas! -Go Ape Shirts

    isnt that the same thing?
    thats the same thing isnt it?
  • Truman325i

    Fuck Hollister, Wear an ape
  • HumanBoy

    Go Ape Shirts - If you don't buy anything from us, we will use our analytics to find you and kill you.
  • Birdie31

    *throws poop* Go ape shirts.
  • litoQ

    Jon Kruse said:
    seibei said:
    Godmachine said: We've evolved: Go Ape

    dude, I think your man's got it. something in this direction is definitely what you want, in my opinion.

    Yeah I totally agree.

    Maybe t-shirts evolved: Go Ape

    but Godmachine definitely has a weiner.

    duh! its kolby they thought was a lady gosh
  • collisiontheory

    birdie3431 said:
    collisiontheory said: Go Ape Shirts - We're Goin' Bananas!
    We're Goin' Bananas! -Go Ape Shirts

    isnt that the same thing?
    thats the same thing isnt it?

    Lol- It makes a difference where you put the brand name in relation to the tag line. Worked at ad agency so my copywriter would usually give me options like this. hehe
  • sentimentaladam

    Go Ape Yourself!
  • collisiontheory

    Monkey See, Monkey Buy. Go Ape Shirts.
  • litoQ

    Monkey tested, Ape Approved... Go Ape Shirts
  • Hays

    Go ape ?! well do it in style with GO APE SHIRTS
  • litoQ

    Go Ape Shirts!
    when walking up-right just isnt enough
  • litoQ

    how about:

    Go Ape Yourself!
  • Go Ape Shirts

    some good stuff! i'm gonna let this keep going for another day or so, and then i'll anounce the winner
  • Sol Amstutz

    Haters get mad cuz' i got me some Go Ape Shirts
  • R-A

    apetastic

    quit monkeying around go ape
  • derekdeal

    king kong dont have shit(shirt) on us

    we have aids

    rhymes with rape

    we're the missing link

    the best thing since opposable thumbs

    remember that movie congo? neither do we

    put this monkey on your back
  • Go Ape Shirts

    drewB said: Go Ape....Shit.

    C'mon, how do you think I came up with the name?

    thomcat said: gaping assholes.

    gee thanks..

    I like a few of the suggestions... obviously not going to make it involve aids. I'll be away for the weekend, so I'll pick a winner Monday, assuming this thread still keeps going. Thanks everyone!
  • Joshua Stomberg

    Join your local tree climbing crap flingers. Go Ape Shirts
  • Go Ape Shirts

    bump!
  • LiviuMatei

    the best thing since bananas: T-shirts, GO Ape
    Go Ape, go!
    Ape-shirts? anyone?
  • Joshua Stomberg

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ape+shit

    hahahaha my favorite one is number 2.
  • Joshua Stomberg

    charlton heston is my homeboy
  • Chaddoesdesign

    buy a shirt! you damn dirty ape...
  • Joshua Stomberg

    Ameeee said: Go Ape Shirts. We're practically family.

    win.
  • SteveOramA

    If you're gonna go... Go Ape!
  • quakerninja

    Apes of wrath shirts of cotton........quaker bitches.
  • litoQ

    how about "Pick one-o-mine cuz i need a new tee so Im not walkin around chest naked in public no mores" ;)
  • Go Ape Shirts

    ameeee and godmachine, you win! hit me up!
    goapeshirts at gmail dot com

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